Vital Contributor |
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Over 100 issue comments consisting of just “+1” or a thumbs up emoji. |
Sith Lord |
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Wipe out someone else’s commits by force pushing to the main branch. |
Procrastinator |
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Created a repository with a single “init” commit with just a README.md. Then never touch it for 5 years. |
Secret Santa |
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Accidentally commit a secret API key in a public repository. |
Monkey Wrench |
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Make a commit directly to the main branch that breaks the build process. |
This is Fine |
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Over 1,000 open issues on public repositories you own. |
Arborist |
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Maintain a repository that has at least 150 branches merged but never deleted (keep them around just in case). |
Tee Hee |
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In a single “minor cleanup” commit to the main branch, change every line of every file in the repository so that all open Pull Requests are unmergeable. |
Patient Skeleton |
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Submit a pull request to a public repository that fixes it, but its been open for at least 2 years. |
2 FU |
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It’s 2022 and you’ve never enabled 2FA. |
Speed Reader |
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Review and approve a pull request that contains over 10,000 lines of code in under 15 seconds. |
It’s Bad Luck |
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Merge a commit on a Friday and deploy it with GitHub Actions, then rollback the commit on the weekend. |
Works On My Machine |
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Suggest user error in at least 10 issue threads without attempting to reproduce end-user runtime environments. |